Feast

Boy Scouts have been doing this for decades. Sure, clean water could transform the lives of many rural populations, but it's the stuff of amateurs. Scouts turn out whole turkeys and coffee cakes in their scotchbox ovens. But then again, my brother's troop also camps with a menu of "pre-breakfast," "breakfast," "lunch," "cocktails," "pre-dinner," and "dinner." Oh, and there are snacks available twenty-four/seven.