Free To Be...You and Me

Overseen at Starbucks: a toddler in yellow footie pajamas printed with monkeys, sipping a grande milk. When I grow up, I want to go out in public in one-piece loungewear (with or without attached foot protection--I'm flexible) and stare at adults without feeling impolite, and with everyone thinking I'm as sweet as a venti caramel macchiato.