Thursday, October 30, 2008

Come to San Diego. We may have closed our libraries, but you can drink on the beach!

Dear city of San Diego:

If you're going to shutter the Carmel Valley library, and deploy patrols to deter vandals, can you place me on a shift and give me a key? I promise to keep the hoodlums away, and keep the fiction stacks company.


Mom said...

I'm sorry to hear it, but San Diego isn't the only one. Wait 'till you read this:

An army of volunteers could go a long ways to making up for the cuts. I'd sign up for sure; how about you?

Michelle Panik said...

You should totally volunteer!